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Sunday, January 18, 2009
This is actually quite amusing. Something I found:50 Universal Truths about Men 4. I love long hair. Sorry, but I do. 7. Please don’t ask me how you look unless you’re willing to trust my answer. 14. If you can’t stand up to me when I’m a brat, you’re too weak for me to open up to when I’m upset.19. If I’m losing my hair, it’s not funny. Would you like me to joke about your weight? 20. When I talk to you about golf and you act bored, it would be nice for you to remember all the times I listened to you talk about what is important to you. 30. I want every guy to envy me when we arrive as a couple. Please don’t let yourself go. [WHAT THE HELL] 31. When I’m upset I am very tone sensitive. How you say it is more important that what you say.. 32. I hate it when you minimize/ignore my compliments. It makes me want to stop giving them. 34. I don’t always know how I feel. That’s why I don’t tell you. 40. I don’t like to argue and I don’t like to guess what’s wrong. Just tell me so I can fix it.
41. I love it when you put your hair in a pony tail. Yes, it’s a Freudian thing. 44. If you don’t believe you’re pretty, you won’t believe me when I tell you, no matter how many times I say it. 45. It isn’t how much you weigh; it’s that your body is proportionate which is so attractive. 50. I need some time to myself to calm down when I’m upset so that I don’t say something I will regret. Bob Grant, L.P.C. 2007 All rights reserved. |